The only way to love me is to hurt me again, and again, and again.
“why is that dog wearing glasses”
“because his insurance wouldn’t pay for contacts”
(via avocado-massacre)
I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it
(Source: slydigger, via avocado-massacre)
my friend just texted me “figured out how to wear my coat as a skirt and leggings!” with this picture o h my god
she calls it a skoat im cr ying
(via avocado-massacre)
I’m talking to a guy I like and all he wants to talk about is another girl he likes.
Right now.
It sucks
But if I don’t laugh ill cry…so…
Hahahahahafuckinghahahhahaha.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone posting a drawing of Mark as the Medic so I thought I should fix that.
(via markiplier)